rojoass

Stun guns would be a good start.

Confiscate 4 clubs for 1st violation. Not just for the round……..for the tourney.

2 violations in 2 tourneys ……..lose the putter for a month.

Here’s a good article……….First-hand account of the Pressel-Munoz controversy

today’s tip : practice nothing but yer long game & never brk 80…….

For the naysayers……….smoke this. From 2 HOF’ers that have seen & played more golf around the world than most of combined.

Confirms the difference between smokin Swingcrack & playing golf.

So if you have the knutts to read the following & learn something……… kudos to you. If not………….next time you decide to go to the range & “perfect” yer swing…………why not instead just find a weapon nearby & blow yer brains out. You’ll be better off.

Thought I DIED DIDN”T YOU?  Well I’m still here. I was talked into working a little longer as greens keeper & seems like this spring everything that could go wrong with the golf course has. Bout the same with some of the junk ass equipment we have.

Mild winter means every frickin weed in the world went nuts. I love round-up.

2 hydraulic blowouts on the greens mower. Greens with stripes. Crab & goose grass. Cud weed. Mole crickets. Nematodes.(the bad kind)

Pile on top of all this dumbass board members.

Possible homicide investigation.

But I had to take time to come back to the desk & take a few minutes to reaffirm what has been written about tiger woods. Sean Foley. The Golf Channel. The stupid bastards working there.

Uuumm……remember Bay Hill? Tiger wins. For 2 reasons. He made some putts. Nobody else showed up. Did he hit it great? No. He was lucky several times. Nobody else was.

So all the dipp-shits tell me “he’s back”. I said no. He’s on his way farther back in the pack.

So you tell me what happened.

He stinks it up at the Masters after being odds on favorite. (my ass) He keeps on saying he’s close & just needs more reps & this & that & blah blah blah……..all bullshit. Foley says everybody is being too hard on him & needs to leave him alone.

Really? Foley…..um…listen you little cocksucker. tiger put himself on the big stage so now he has to deal with the lights. Right or wrong, that’s the way it is.He proceeds to make the lights get a bit hotter when he starts f ing up then lyin about to his family & everybody else. Then he starts acting more & more like the dick-head he really is to the media & fans & public in general so by this time the lights are so damn hot you can’t sit under em any longer.

I’m cryin.

So along comes Foley sellin his Swingcrack & tiger bites on it. Now he’s addicted & doesn’t appear there’s any hope.

So why are so many still lickin his knutts? Cause a little over half the people are stupid.

I have said so many times & I’m gonna say it again. So listen up.

Sean Foley is a Swingcrack Dealer. He teaches a flip. He probably isn’t even aware of it. His method relies SOLEY on timing.

See if you can figure this out. When a door is closing…..& the door jamb is moving laterally at the same time the door is trying to shut…….how the hell can you ever tell when & where it’s going finally “shut” (square) ?

The wall & door jamb & door is moving laterally. So what else but timing alone is there to rectify this situation ? If timing is good……..& you make some putts…..everybody says “oh he’s back”. Back to what?

Then you have a few swings or rounds where your timing is off….. you start second guessing things & yer miss is suddenly both ways. The big Foley miss is LEFT. Flipperville. But he tells you all you need to do is swing more LEFT . You need more reps. You may have to hit MILLIONS of balls.

My ass. What bullshit.

Here’s how to swing tiger.

Set up with some tilt. Don’t set up so much on yer left side. A little move “off” the ball is nothing but more athletic. Don’t get off yer back foot so soon by sliding left. Rotate like a MF’r while keeping tilt & the squat between yer knees.

You don’t need a timing chain for this swing.

For all you bastards that don’t believe me……….keep choppin. Yer all official dumbass of life award winners. For all the media idiots that I have to listen to unless the volume is off……….go back & read what I have been saying then read what you have been saying & tell me who’s right.

4 more majors my ass………

tip of the day : Foleys swingcrack means you have no short game.

today during the telecast I used to tell my son when he was learning his swing.

“hit the back of the ball with the clubface”

No really?  “that’s too freakin simple” you say. Well no..it’s not. You had just rather pull yer pipe out & end up one toke over the line. Dumbass.

How about 2 weeks in a row for homemade swings?  lol………kiss my ass sean foley. I had rather play golf than play swing any day. It’s more fun.

I heard Jim Nance say the first page was full of the putting leaders for the week. No duh SHERLOCK.

I also heard Luke say he wasn’t scoring as usual because of his “around the greens” play. Hitting it just the same……..well you figure it out.

I’ve been saying this for years & I doubt anybody ever does it …..but if you play now & then with just 4 clubs & a putter you will wake up one day & you will know how to play golf. If you are a range ratt you need to spend yer time “hitting shots”..or trying to. If you don’t understand this advice yer a dumbass & will never be a player.

Ok……there’s something I don’t understand. Bobby Petrino, coach for Arkansas……….gets caught, lies & gets fired. Bill CLINTON…………ex Arkansas Gov. & President………….gets caught, lies………gets re-elected & gets a raise & today is making more $$$ & has more influence than ever.

WTFITAA?  Life ain’t fair.

The GSA goes to Vegas & throws a bash on our dime & nobody really says too much. The SS goes to Columbia a few days before the Dunce………..they have a few drinks & raise a little hell & spend a little $$$ on a few ladies of the night. On their dime.

And everybody is all upset. Osama bin lyin says he is pissed about the latter.

“Hey bin Lyin……….jump up my ass”

It’s been tuff to keep quiet the last few days with all the BS spewing from the lame stream media about tiger & now Phil.

First to tiger. After Bay Hill almost EVERYBODY  said “he’s back”. Back from where? Back to what? The only 2 people besides myself that hinted he wasn’t back was Sir Nick & Monte.

If one wanted to take the time to dig into the archives it would be worth noting I said he would NEVER be back unless he gets rid of Foley & goes back to a players swing.

One more time……..Foley deals swingcrack. I don’t give a damn what tiger , Mahan & Rose or any other “student” does on the golf course.

Here’s the way it breaks down. Foley teaches a flip. Is he aware of it? I doubt it. But he teaches a flip. If a student hits millions of balls & hones his TIMING & gets the putter warm to hot………..he can & will play very good at times. Even winning at times.

But he will also be very inconsistent. He will hit the “big miss” when his timing is a little off. He will typically have poor short games by elite player standards. Lots of putts will be “fanned” because of the fear to release the clubface.

The miss on the full swing is LEFT (for a righty). He tends to slide more instead of rotating through the shot. The more he slides the bigger the flip. Then here comes the fat shots because his sub. tells him he’s sliding too much. After this comes the miss both ways. Then comes suicide on the way home.

The more he slides the more balls he has to hit to try & keep his timing. The more balls he hits the more his short game suffers because he has to spend less time practicing it. There goes his feel. There goes your up & downs & then there goes yer putter pressure.

Can & will he have a good week now & then? Sure. Will it last?

Hell no.

If you think I’m full of shit smoke yer pipe & go back & do yer homework. I have written about this many times. I hate predicktions but this was an easy one to nail.

All you have to do is look at tigers misses this week. Left……..then the fatty’s show up. Then the miss both ways show up. Then the lack of distance control with the wedges has yer short game on trial & all of the sudden you ferget how to putt.

All you have to do is look at the misses of any of Foleys students when they have a bad timing week.And here’s an unusual fact that makes it all worse. The better the player is to begin with………..the worse he becomes with Foleys Swingcrack.

How many times have I wriiten about the lack of distance control with ANY CLUB with Foley’s method ? A million?

The worst part of all is one day you awaken & find yerself addicted to SWINGCRACK . Then it becomes a likely outcome that you spend the rest of yer golfing life playing swing instead of playing golf.

At some point in time you will wear over the calf socks with bermuda shorts. You will have an overly long towel hanging outta yer back pocket. A ball retriever mounted on the end of yer putter. A water ball retr. in yer bag. You will drive too close to the greens because that’s the nearest way to hit one. You will walk in traps but never rake them.

You will play a slice the rest of yer life because you slid right into it. Sprinkle in a double cross now & then.

thought for today: I wonder if the 9 iron tiger kicked on 16 tee was the same one Elin used to bust out the window……….